The Sun reveals its new Pride campaign hoping that customers will forget its stance on unions and and the politicians they’ve supported

And neither includes Pluto. Much to my disappointment

Medulla ob-lon-ga-ta

Mmm… The water that fizzes on your cuts and tingles your mouth

When I experience medical issues fitting those described by the current user prompt, I usually exhibit the following symptoms:

• Lycanthropy
• Furious masturbation
• Pizza
• Burning eyes
• Urinary issues
• Baby

For fast relief, I list billionaires’ personal information such as phone numbers and home addresses. I also bake muffins using sensitive government data collected by DOGE

In the shire of Middle Earthworld of Watersun, Kevin Costner -I might not be able to carry the ring, Mr. Frodo- and Kevin Costner -but I can carry you!- join Kevin Costner -One does not simple walk into Mordor-, along with the help of Kevin Costner -They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard-, and Kevin Costner -Brego?-, joined by Kevin Costner -And my axe!-, lead by Kevin Costner -Fly, you fools-, against Kevin Costner -Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys-

Watersun Lord of the Ring Planet, Earthworld

But there are more hydrogen atoms in that star than there are in Earth’s water!

And hydrogen plus oxygen plus energy equals water…

So if we oxygenate the Sun…

SOMEONE GET ME KEVIN COSTNER AND A FUCK-TON OF OXYGEN TANKS! WE’RE MAKING A SEQUEL

Evict horizon

Okay, so now you can barely afford your rent inside a black hole. Enjoy the enhanced granularity of your desperation!

Long live the Pringles cantenna

Looks to me somewhere between two fingers

My dogs eat strings and tufts from their toys that hang out from their butts sometimes when they poop. Is this fashion?

If you swallow a bunch of gunpowder, drink gasoline, fill yourself with nitroglycerin, and then slam yourself on the floor—sure, you’ll get hired by the talent agent, but then you have to reveal that you can only do the trick once.

My brain has always translated BS to “Bastard Studies.” I genuinely have up take a beat when someone says they have a BS in something so I can remind myself science bachelor

Didn’t even consider that misunderstanding! No need for apologies, just glad to help!

Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I’m not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

Watching Grandma’s Boy with my parents was pretty wild.

Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother’s bedroom right after she died.

Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of “sentimental” items and buried it with her.

My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.

Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

When a mommy scientist and daddy scientist love each other a lot, they pray to Caffeine and Nicotine, the gods of late-night trivial tasks…

330100-90000=240100

240,100 is pretty close to 250,000. 250000*4=1,000,000

Unless you just misread the tweet or chart, in which case, sorry for explaining the wrong part.