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I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

So we are kind of like cheese curds.

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.

The sign won’t do much good without force of law. We need legislation outlawing these eruptions.

Pretty much covers all the bases.

He’s hoping for an entanglement, but his girlfriend is running an interference pattern.

You were supposed to give it a good pounding. I need a cigarette.

Thank God crocodiles didn’t learn to fly.

I sincerely wish all of my messages were delivered to me by an owl holding a scroll.

And is it just an urge or does it become involuntary?

There’s a version of it here, but I’m not sure if the “Allied Force” version is the same as what you’re looking for. Also, in case you’re not aware of this Falcon 4.0 mod. I haven’t had a chance to try it, but it’s supposed to be great.

Most people with good answers to that know better than to answer that.

I’m only speaking from my own experiences in similar situations:

Is he going to leave his wife to be with you? No, he is not likely to do so.

Would you want him to leave his wife to be with you? I can’t answer for you, but I’d wager it’s a weird thought.

Is he likely to enjoy the attention/admiration and keep you on the hook to stroke his ego? You betcha.

This never ends well for the person in your position. That advice is a cliche for a reason.

A bunch of old white guys who literally don’t understand the internet vs. the entire internet. Okie doke.

Earlier today I learned the voice of Shredder from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon was Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince. I never knew.

There’s only one thing cartoons should be selling.

Um, if Missouri doesn’t exist, where do YOU think Jesus will return and establish Zion?