Heh, eating isn’t the only time they have to worry about protein absorption.

There’s an earlier bit that complements that nicely:

“it turns out that the core competency of smiling and promising people things that you can’t actually deliver is highly transferable.”

what the fuck are you gonna do the first time something makes it up the stairs? I hope you have a flamethrower ready.

BukakkIP

“granodiorite” sounds exactly the kind of name someone who doesn’t want to admit it’s just granite would make up.

💀

you have made my day, thank you

Because he was the class clown, not because he was brown.

It’s because the salmon dies at the end.

Ok, well, if you ever come across a test framework named AuTest, you can blame me, because I’m stealing the shit out of that.

My money is on non-existent. I bet one of those dudes is real, at best.

This meme is perfect, because that’s cat’s face is saying “I don’t know what is happening or why, but I’m determined to see this through to its conclusion”

Genes are very small, so, you know, technically correct

Thats on the branch labeled traitors that leads to paying bills.

I’ll have to see what my social status raising fruit budget looks like.

250 years ago people would rent pineapples for parties as status symbols because they cost $8000.

Nowadays the most expensive pineapple you can get is barely $400.

That’s progress

Up until now most people hated when shit randomly popped up while they were typing.

The Apple went and made the iPhone and now we have a whole generation that expects it.

Have you considered writing your own projects that you have to hide from your employers, and be careful with whom you discuss, so as to avoid the legal complications of the company owning your work?

All those oxides but the iron is pure? SUS.

Themselves. I’m just saying internally they run it like an investment fund. Example: https://medium.com/design-ibm/area-631-what-i-learned-in-ibms-start-up-and-innovation-program-d87ed98f9549