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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 年前

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/5141a1ed-d598-46ec-8e41-ccee1f0486ac

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    How is there not a single Futurama reference in the comments? I thought we were all nerds?

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    What ever you do, dont tell RFK about raw cockroach milk.

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      There are not many times I feel sorry for cockroaches, but setting RFK onto them would be one.

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      He would snort lines of it … it is crystals after all.

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    🎵 La cucaleche, la cucaleche 🎵

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        2070 certainly will be.

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      GREG WE NEED ANSWERS

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        You can’t spell egregious without Greg

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          fuck now egregious will always be pronounced egregious in my mind

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    I’m kindof a nimby when it comes do giant cockroach farms in my area, please don’t scale this up. Don’t make “oops 2 billion milkroaches have escaped” a thing.

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      I’m calling it. Roach flu, next pandemic.

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    Would’ve been useful knowledge while I was still living in the dorm…

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    Why would cockroaches HAVE milk? They don’t nurse young or anything like that

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        That’s somehow even worse than my original mental image. Great work science!

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          Not worse as the insect shit we eat in the morning, called Honey.

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            Delicious bee puke, i can’t wait to do a line of roachmilk.

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              Maybe some recipes or how to make cheese.

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        So we could smash those up and snort them, could we not?

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          Nothing like snorting a fresh line of crystalized cockroach gut milk in the morning to start the day off right 🥰

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          Snort milk every day

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          snorting is so…21st century.

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        Damn. I figured it was just grinded up cockroaches.

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    Is this acquired similar to how cow milk is or more like almond milk?

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      Popped open the article to find out, and the answer is neither. The ‘milk’ is crystals collected by cutting open a particular kind of roach and extracting them from its brood sack.

      There’s a phrase I didn’t know I’d be using today.

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        I wonder what kind of research goes in a lab where someone goes “what if we cut the grub from the pregnant cockroach and test to see it’s nutrition content?”

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        Bam! Right in the brood sack

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      I wondered the same, but do we really want to know?

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        Just read the other reply and I can now say no I wish I didn’t know.

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    I would rather drink piss than cokroach milk

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      In libertarian free market you won’t even know what you’re drinking. Just the prices.

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        Fuck

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      I would rather drink roach milk than cock piss

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    Who’s Greg? You mean Gaylord. Gaylord Focker

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    Fundamental commodities for a space game: baobab trees, eels, crystal milk, serfs.

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    And somehow, just as disgusting

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