A friend of mine referred to his nose as his “beak” and I was like, I can use that. What other funny names can I use for my aging body parts?
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I’m German and I’ve had a friend since primary school whose father used to call his nose his “Gesichtserker”, which translates as “face oriel”.
Nose - penis
Penis - nose
Everything else remains unchanged.
I feel like you can get away with calling your penis a tallywacker at this point.
Dillydangler
What is a tally and why are we whacking them?
Wanna rub our Tally Sticks together?
Refer to both your nose and dick as your beak
mouth - soup cooler
beans and franks - jiggly bits
feet - go fasters
ears - sound catchers
Legs: getaway sticks
