Write it all down and put it in your will. Heck, you could pay a lawyer to post it for you too.

Wehadababy Itsaboy

It’s-a-me, your papa Mari-o. 🤌🤌

Bro…

Tell them you’re proud of them, they seem to be a high functioning mentally disabled person and are doing great in life.

Eh, first blowjob was pretty mind blowing.

To shreds you say?

Ah, yes, my left knee and right elbow. That’ll get 'em.

Why, that’s a Doggo Goodaboyis, of course!

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

Hillbilly awaiting his anal probing stark naked with cheeks spread in a field.

“Gosh dang it, Aliens! Where the heck are ya?”

The key is buying a pair of regular glasses that look similar enough, and put some logo stickers on to fake it. Then, you don’t support evil, and you still don’t have to talk to people. Win win!

grizzly bear mixed in for flavour.

That must have been one brave dog to mount a grizzly.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but the lead singer of T Rex died in '77. Not sure how they would have helped either, the living members have to be pretty old these days.

Damn snobbish animals living in gated communities.

One man’s infestation is another man’s colonisation.

Eh, bad math aside they’re left with √=√ which is true.

I’m more impressed that they filmed a movie 10 million years after all the other dinosaurs went extinct.

With my dying breath, I curse zoidberg!

Looks like a zaney character on a sitcom.

Wooooaaaah!