I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.

Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.

Rome was an incel, and thus, never got any dates.

So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.

Surprise teeth.

Shit, looking to adopt one more?

Holy smokes, it works!

A wild student loan appears!

MajorMajormajormajor used baseball bat!

It’s not very effective…

MajorMajormajormajor has fainted from the effort.

Toadlet sounds like the evolved form insult of toad.

“That guy is such a toadlet, gives me the creeps.”

Why would a bear have an anal probe? I feel like there’s easier ways to get one even if they did.

Roosters have one horn at least.

Yes, hello Physicists, how do I put someone else’s comment in the collider?

If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.

Oh right, Ted.

Any port in a storm.

Wow, I’ve never seen a spider-skeleton-ologist in the wild before!

I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.

That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.

And OSHA said

Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.