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sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

My mother was a virgin

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My mother was a virgin

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sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Joseph: “You are pregnant? But how? We did not have sex yet!”

    Mary: “It was the holy ghost! I didn’t get raped or gang-banged or anything!”

    Joseph: “Alright, that checks out I guess. That boy or girl better be worth it though.”

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    Wasn’t there six dudes? AND Josef?

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      And that’s why God made seven days.

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      And a bunch of farm animals!

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      6?

      Who are you counting?

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      I suppose by this logic Joseph was cucked

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    This would be funnier if they actually died up at the birth instead of like 3 years later.

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