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Fat cat!

My mum recorded this and would play it when she wanted me to goto bed early.

For me that meant that dinner was half an hour away. That tune always makes me hungry now.

Well I tried and trying is half the battle!

Robin Williams, but he comes back fully cured of everything and he gets to live a full life happy.

Its never how is Frankie Hawkes!

Brekeke…

Keke…

Kek…

I got permabanned from there once, I made a comment on anpost about the pedo leadsinger of the lostprophets saying something like " he deserves to die in the least humane way possible".

I appealed it by saying “Google him and tell me you don’t agree with me” 2 days later I was unbanned.

Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?

I keep refreshing my inbox just to see nothing. My attention span won’t last much longer.

I think they’re dead.

If you tell me I will use them, I’m not a mind reader, I’m a dumbass with an internet connection.

That’s why I just stick with they/them, anyone who gets annoyed about me using that isn’t worth the energy, it’s an anonymous message board, I don’t know you, that’s my purse!

You are supposed to do deep research on the person you’re commenting to…

I barely even read usernames, plus Voyager App doesn’t show profile bios, so even if I wanted to check their profile I can’t and I’m sure as fuck not using the mobile website to get the information.

I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.

Good luck, lube up!

Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.

Man I thought I’d never have to remember the coconut story from reddit.

Because someone conviced people that giving money as a present is a no no, but a “gift card” isn’t, I’d rather you give me $20 cash over a $30 gift card for one specific set of stores that you’d never goto.