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minus-squareAll Ice In Chains@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down2·3 days agoThe reference is that JD Vance fucks couches. He’s a couch fucker. More people would understand this if they read his autobiography.
minus-squaregraycloud@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoOh, I see. No, I am not going to fuck the couch.
minus-squareAll Ice In Chains@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoThat’s good, makes it more likely for the couch to last a while. Less cleaning too.
minus-squaregraycloud@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoIt’s so weird that people lie about JD Vance fucking a couch when he’s probably actually fucked a kid. I don’t think Republicans are phased by rumors like that anymore, considering what they’re doing in real life.
The reference is that JD Vance fucks couches. He’s a couch fucker. More people would understand this if they read his autobiography.
Oh, I see. No, I am not going to fuck the couch.
That’s good, makes it more likely for the couch to last a while. Less cleaning too.
It’s so weird that people lie about JD Vance fucking a couch when he’s probably actually fucked a kid. I don’t think Republicans are phased by rumors like that anymore, considering what they’re doing in real life.