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fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago

OH FUCK

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fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago
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    I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!

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      That’s just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it’s hanging from the ceiling!

      (And just because I couldn’t make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)

      • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.

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          Oh, your joke was obvious enough.

          I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays… I mean, it’s hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.

          • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Yes ! Indeed

          • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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            The turtle moves!

    • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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      This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.

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        Your friend the Turtle… He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don’t you think? But also quite bizarre.

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    I’m so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don’t worry. I’m not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.

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      Wait what’s this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)

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        not quite, Americans are Europeans as well… Just ancient.

        /jk

    • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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      It’s because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.

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    Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      They’re lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I’ll tell you that

      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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        DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?

        • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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          SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.

  • Sibshops@lemm.ee
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    And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH

  • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Not again!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      They can’t keep getting away with it!

  • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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    Relevant XKCD

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    Ah, I see it’s that time of the day again

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    Hello darkness, my old friend.

  • aviationeast@lemmy.world
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    Here I thought the onion was satire…

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    Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏

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      Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!

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    The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.

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    Hold me.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      Big spoon, or little?

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        Yes.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    This is just a metaphor for Trump’s election.

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    Thank God South America will be ok at least!

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